Best Comedy Clubs in Port Harcourt — 2026 Rankings
Looking for the best comedy clubs in Port Harcourt? We've ranked the top 20 comedy clubs in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, based on Google ratings, customer reviews, photos, profile completeness, and our proprietary ranking algorithm.
Heaviez★★★★★ — Play House in Port Harcourt is one of those old joints that has truly stood the test of time. It has been around for years and still manages to stay afloat, which says a lot in a very competitive nightlife scene. That said, it’s clearly not as prominent or as busy as it used to be. The crowd is thinner these days & the overall vibe feels toned down compared to its peak years. The number of customers and the general social buzz have reduced, which affects the energy of the place..... Still, for nostalgia and consistency, Play House deserves credit for surviving when many others have shut down. The number & quality if tge galz too has reduced tremendously. It’s average overall no longer a top hotspot but not completely irrelevant either.
Tarka T.★★★★★ — They have the best shawarma. Highly recommended
Emmanuel V.★★★★★ — It was very calm that day, It was not crowded, so I enjoyed the place that day
Alse W.★★★★★ — It was a nice experience, I went for a swim. I will say the service was really good, the atmosphere was superb. I didn't try out the food, just took a couple of drinks.
Amobi N.★★★★★ — Great location but…
The girl attendants were busy chatting n feeling themselves and the place was not what I thought it was. Just one snooker table at the club entrance and the club room is just there. Nothing special.
The girl whom I had to go and fetch to attend to me did a miserable job.
Being that I was in PH, I needed to eat what I believe would best be prepared by them, Fisherman’s Soup. Which I believe it’s normal proteins should be sea creatures. But the girl came asking what n what I needed and when she came for the third time n asked about what protein would be in the soup, I had to cancel n just told her to bring me stout.
When I was about to leave, no attendant was inside the room. I went to the cashier that I needed to pay for the stout i took so I could leave. Minutes later, the girl attendant brought another stout n I stopped her from opening it. And told her I wanted to pay n leave. She went n brought POS, took my card n keyed in the amount (5k), i thought it was a charge for drinking big stout in their club.
After paying I made to leave n she stopped me n said how about the second bear 🤷🏽♂️🤨
Obviously the noise didn’t let her hear why I actually told her. And they didn’t use invoice to attend to me. Just pretty girls doing dumb service amid a very loud banging of songs from the DJ
By the way, I was also disappointed that I didn’t see the ‘girls’ I’ve heard overtime that hang around there (was there between 9pm - 9:40pm) Had to walk down the street to see where they were standing waiting for some potential clients.
When I entered Bolt it was the driver that told me I was leaving too early lol. I told him about my disappointment and he said by 12-2am girls fill that Casablanca so much you find it hard to breathe lol.
It was an experience 😃
uviesa S.★★★★★ — Good night spot for hanging out with friends
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