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Ranked #140 in Restaurants · Abuja

Smokey House

4.24.2 out of 5 stars(384 Google reviews)₦₦

Sources and dates

  • Listing source: Google Places; record fetched 30 September 2026.
  • 7 Google rating/review records held, 7 with written text; newest published 4 July 2026.
  • Review records fetched 13 September 2026.
  • Stored review analysis updated 29 May 2026.
  • Ranking computed 4 October 2026.

Source fetches, review publication and ranking calculations are separate dates. A recent fetch or score does not make an older review recent or confirm every business detail.

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What our review analysis found

Offers a serene garden with sports viewing, but inconsistent menu availability and slow service.

  • serene atmosphere
  • inconsistent menu
  • slow service
  • good shawarma
  • jazz night
  • large portions

Stored review sentiment: Mixed.

Analysis updated 29 May 2026. This summarises Google review text, not a recent visit or confirmation of services. The excerpts below may differ from the reviews used for that analysis.

Why this is ranked #140 in Restaurants in Abuja

These are the six stored score components for this business. The current list also checks category and location evidence; nearby entries are labelled separately. Paid placement is not a score component.

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Composite score 65.7 of 100

  • Google rating80
  • Review volume86
  • Review recency78
  • Profile completeness0
  • Review sentiment44
  • Verification0

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About

Smokey House is one of the restaurants in Abuja, located at Oladipo Diya St, near Sabo Kukwaba-Garki Road, Durumi, Abuja 900110, Federal Capital Territory, Nigeria. Its recorded Google rating is 4.2 stars from 384 reviews.

On Google, Smokey House is listed under Restaurant.

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Google ratings and review excerpts

  • YETUNDE B.3 months ago
    3.0 out of 5 stars

    The sit-out garden is such a lovely spot if you're looking for a quiet & peaceful place to relax. The atmosphere is calm & cozy making it perfect for unwinding. Their food is simple, fresh & really tasty.......I genuinely enjoyed my time there.

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  • Ayyash K.3 months ago
    2.0 out of 5 stars

    Hi Smokey House, I came across your listing and noticed that customers can see your business, but there isn’t a proper website or detailed online contact page linked to it. Right now, most people search online before choosing a business, so this might mean you’re missing…

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  • Eunice I.8 months ago
    5.0 out of 5 stars

    The food here is amazing, I recommend their shawarma and grilled fish. They have the best jazz night on Fridays

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  • Stephanie B.8 months ago
    2.0 out of 5 stars

    The two times I’ve come here, they never have a lot on their menu. The first time I came here, I thought the atmosphere was beautiful, quite serene and aesthetic. But when it was time to place an order, everything- we don’t have, we don’t have. So I asked them, what then do you…

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  • Michael G.1 year ago
    4.0 out of 5 stars

    A lovely place around gudu/durumi area. I find the garden area relaxing for evening sit outs and a great place for sports viewing. Food is good too. I’ll recommend the vegetable, but go prepared with and empty stomach because the serving is hoooooge.

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  • Stephen O.1 year ago
    1.0 out of 5 stars

    The atmosphere is serene with enough parking space. As for the food, the jollof rice ordered we couldn't eat. Not even the beef. It was too hard. Their Arabian tea is awful 😖. Will never recommend it. With my experience this evening, I'm not sure if I find myself here next…

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  • Chinny U.3 years ago
    4.0 out of 5 stars

    If you're looking for a place to hang out with family, friends, have kids run around in a safe space or just breathe in clean air with a great view, you should check Smokey House out. Environment is very calm and clean and consists of: Restaurant ✔️ Event Hall ✔️ Football Pitch…

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Smokey House: quick answers

Where is Smokey House located?
Smokey House is located at Oladipo Diya St, near Sabo Kukwaba-Garki Road, Durumi, Abuja 900110, Federal Capital Territory, Nigeria.
What are Smokey House's opening hours?
Monday: Open 24 hours; Tuesday: Open 24 hours; Wednesday: Open 24 hours; Thursday: Open 24 hours; Friday: Open 24 hours; Saturday: Open 24 hours; Sunday: Open 24 hours.
Does Smokey House have reviews?
Yes. Smokey House is rated 4.2★ from 384 Google reviews on Ranked.

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